Segment with D'Angelo Dinero, Ric Flair and A.J. Styles
The Pope struts to the ring in style and announces that he is pimpin', and
overcame the obstacles to become the new #1 contender. He says the ones
standing in the way are AJ and...”Dick” Flair? He says he's going to walk
into the cage at Lockdown and be crowned the new world heavyweight
champion. Pimpin' is cut short by Flair's music as AJ, Flair and no less than 17
valets come down the ramp. Flair snatches a mic and asks Pope if he can
read and write. He says if he could read he would know that the tag on
his suit said Armani. He goes on to explain that he was bling before
there was bling. Flair says he is exhausted from being with AJ's
entourage of women since last Sunday and sarcastically falls back on the
ropes, concluding with the fact that AJ is still the champ. Pope says you
can dress up a piece of crap, but at the end of the day he's still a piece
of crap. Flair fires back saying he's a street thug, and now he's hot.
Pope babbles for a bit, and AJ is rather pissed saying he's a nobody going
nowhere, and shortly after, AJ and Flair begin a nasty beat down on the
Pimpin' One. He gets a leg snapped inside a steel chair followed up by
the Figure-4 Leg Lock as a reward for his speech, beating the Pope out of
him to lead into commercials.
Daffney vs. Tara
Daffney is back and hotter than ever!
Her opponent is Tara and she's bringing it early on, but Daffney comes
back with a chop to the chest. They go back and forth,
and Daffney starts to pull Tara's hair, giving her a stiff kick to the
back. They head outside and she grabs a toolbox from
under the ring and decks Tara with it, which made the ref call for a DQ. She leads a
dazed Tara over to the announce table area, puts a section of the guard
rail on her, and hits her over and over again with a steel chair! Tara looks is hurt,
and Dr. Stevie is suddenly out in the Impact Zone grabbing the
chair from Daffney.
Winner: Tara by DQ
Short Segment with Mick and Bischoff
Mick is in into Eric's office and apologizes for his performance on
Sunday, but surprisingly Bischoff says not to worry about it. He says in
fact he has someone to get him a brand new look and two designers come
over and start taking his measurements. He dismisses them.
He happily waves them off, but as soon as Foley is gone, he
gets on the phone and his expression changes to a stern one, demanding to
see Abyss in his office immediately
Orlando Jordan vs. Samoa Joe
First out is Jordan he comes out with some dude and some chick.
As Joe's music hits,he does not come out. Then he is shown backstage and Bischoff is asking him why
he couldn't get the job done on Sunday before going to the ring.
Joe manhandles Orlando into a corner and begins
then the fans start the chant, “Joe's gonna kill you”
. Joe gets a 2-count and he's not.
Jordan gets to his feet and comes back with a
spinebuster on Joe! Drops a knee to get a 1-count. A bit of back and
forth, and out of nowhere Jordan pins Joe and the crowd can't believe it.
Winner: Orlando Jordan
Segment with JB, Abyss and Bischoff
Abyss is shown heading to Eric's office looking incredibly nervous asking
JB if things are going to be ok...
As Impact resumes, Bischoff says he told Abyss what would happen if he
didn't use the bat in his match on Sunday. Abyss says he used tacks, but
Eric says he asked him to use the bat instead, declaring it's going to
cost him his mask. Abyss begins to plead, but Bischoff is relentless and
says the unmasking will take place tonight.
Segment with Eric Young
Eric Young is backstage and says he knows Hall and Pac are in the building,
Segment with Eric Bischoff and Jarrett
Eric is out of his office and is walking toward Jarrett with a barb wire
bat. Eric says he was disappointed the the bat wasn't used on Sunday, so
he wants him to use it against Abyss tonight. He says instead of
reminiscing in the back, he needs to get the job done tonight...
Eight Man Tag: Doug Williams, Spanky, and Motor City Machine Guns
vs. Generation Me, Amazing Red and Kazarian
Kaz walks to the ring and the crowd goes wild at his return A bunch
of quick tag outs and fast pins in the early going,
Sabin and Max are going at it, then Red tags in, gets some hits in,
and then it's Doug Williams,
Red getting the best of him and nails a spinning kick. Dual missile dropkick on the Guns from
Amazing Red, followed by a flip dive to the floor. A series of TNA chants
break out and the Impact Zone is on their feet! Kaz with a quick hit and
a pin on Doug Williams out of nowhere!
Winners: Amazing Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me
Segment with Abyss
Abyss tries to escape backstage, but Slick Johnson stops him saying him
his match is next.
Abyss vs. Jeff Jarrett
Abyss walks to the ring looking worried. Jarrett comes out with no
entrance music as a part of Bischoff's resolve to start him at the bottom.
He is carrying the barb wire bat and it seems he has agreed to the plan
to take out Abyss. Early on we see some grappling, Abyss getting the best
of it, but dodges several hits and a answers with a flurry of moves,
sending Abyss back onto the ropes and Jarrett gives him a knee to the
back. Jarrett goes old school and gives the crowd a strut. They head
outside and Jarrett attempts to drive his head into a steel chair, but it
get reversed and Jarrett is down for the count. We see a shot of the bat
as they make their way back to the ring, and they down each other with a
double clothesline. Then Bischoff steps out onto
the top of the ramp and looks on with his arms crossed.
Bischoff is creeping closer to the ring. The crowd urges
Jarrett to use the bat. Jarrett ducks and hits the stroke, but after
grabbing the bat Jarrett shakes his head and throws it down. Eric gets on
the mic and says he knew he couldn't count on Jarrett so he calls out Tomko, Homicide,
Raven, Rhino and Desmond Wolfe they storm the ring and beat down both men.
Match End in a No Contest
After the Match
Eric smiles and is about to unmask Abyss when Hogan's
music hits. Bischoff looks like he's just been caught Red Handed.
Hogan tells Abyss to head to his office, and then turns his
attention to Bischoff...
The British Invasion vs. Beer Money Inc.
Beer Money, Haven't seen them for a while and they
finally mentioned of Big Rob's Global Championship win.
Magnus starts things off, softening up his opponent for Terry, but before
even a minute had passed Magnus demands to be tagged back in and Terry
looks pissed at this, but does so anyway. Magnus gets dominated, and with
Beer Money on an unanswered roll, they make quick work of him and get the
pin.
Winner: Beer Money Inc.
After the Match
Brutus Magnus gets on the mic and blames Terry despite him
being the one that was pinned. He said the belt should belong to him and
tells Terry to get lost, and slap his face.
Terry answers back by decking him and rolling out to bring us into commercial.
Yet Another Segment with Abyss
Abyss is pacing around in Hogan's office and is really pissed at him for
some reason. Apparently, he's sick of his shaky hands. He goes on to
make a Superman analogy, which somehow amounts to a parallel with
Hulkamania. Hogan takes off his Hall of Fame ring and says he destroyed
his body for 30 years to earn this ring. He says he can hardly get out of
bed in the morning. Hogan then gives Abyss the ring and tells him it will
make him 10 times the wrestler he ever was!
Daniels vs Kurt Angle
Daniels, threw Angle into the corner and is relentless in his kicks.
Angle fights out but is met with a brutal palm strike. Daniels tries
another move, but it is quickly turned around into an Ankle Lock
submission for the tap out.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Segment with Angle
Angle's music is cut short and Angle says Mr. Anderson beat him at Against
All Odds. But that's not what pissed him off. He took off his dog tag
and explained the traditional military use, which sparked a long “USA”
chant. He goes on to explain that the last year and a half was very hard,
and goes out of character talking about the past things that legitimately
happened outside of wrestling, gets choked up, and has trouble going on.
He said he prayed to God while in jail and asked him why this was
happening. After he was released, Angle said he met a lot of soldiers,
and one came up to him saying he believed in him, explaining that he was
the one who gave the dog tag to him. He read the inscription entitled
“Warrior” and it is very emotional.
Angle's point was that when he used that dog tag to cut him on Sunday, he
didn't just make him bleed, he made those proud soldiers bleed. Angle
said when he spit on him, he spit on those same soldiers and the USA.
Angle then vows to make Anderson suffer, and Anderson's music hits.
Anderson is very disrespectful making fun of Angle
choking up, and really messes with him. He tells Angle
to come get some! Angle makes his way up the ramp and brings it to Ken
But Anderson somehow lays him out instantly and Anderson does his signature
name thing
Segment with Joe
JB is back with Samoa Joe outside when a bunch of masked thugs bolt out of
a van and abduct Joe! JB is stunned.
Segment with Nash, Young, Pac and Hall
Eric Young and Kevin Nash head to the ring.
Nash powers up with a mic and questions why he
chose Pac/Hall to be his friends so many years ago. Nash says he carried
their asses on his back for the last time. He calls them out the ring
saying he's the gray-haired SOB in the middle of the ring. Can't miss him.
Low and behold, they sneak out to the floor slowly, but Young just flies
out of the ring and beats down Pac. Hall throws a toothpick in Nash's eye,
but Kevin still manages to ground him. Security steps in and Hogan is
seen at the top of the ramp. The show concludes with Nash yelling that
it's on next week!
Now my thoughts
OK, a lot happened here so where do I start? Iight WWE made a mistake by letting Berk go.
But what else is new? How many people have they done that with? But anyway, Pope as he is known as now is real over with the fans (that means fans really like him) the fact that he called Ric a dick was priceless kinda brings me back to the WWF Attitude era days. Which is true though. He went from being on the World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE HHH's jock to being on the TNA World Champs A.J. Styles' Jock. Pretty good segment to start the show. Sadly this was maybe the best part in my opinion. Not that the rest of the show sucked mind you. Like Daffney vs Tara was a good match but kinda short. Lets hope next time its a hardcore match or something and its longer. Then we have O.J. (Orlando Jordan) in a squash match against Joe after getting yelled at by Bischoff. But anyway Joe lost. Who saw that coming. I know aint see it I wanna know who he pissed off in the back lol. I should note that I been reading the reason Jordan had that guy and girl come to the ring with him is for a bisexual gimmick with him. How original. Take a bisexual man and give him a bi gimmick. But maybe the cut it cuz I read at the end of the match he kissed her and then kissed him which never happened on air. Anyway that led to later in the night with him getting kidnapped. Wtf really do. You went from being a bad ass to this lol. But he was not the only one to get squashed Angle went against vs Daniels now this to me should had went a long time. You have two great athletes here but. Apparently Chris pissed of the same person Joe did lol. Anyway this match leads to a kinda shoot by Angle good stuff here too. Then we had a great eight man tag with the Guns, Doug Williams and Kendrick vs Red Generation Me and the quote returning SU I mean Kaz. Who the fuck is SUISIDE now? It went from Kaz to Daniels back to Kaz and now I just found out that Kiyoshi is playing him. They gotta kill this gimmick I mean it game from a retarded video game. Come on people. At the end of the show they had a big ass brawl with Hall, Nash, Pac and Young with Hogan watching which was ok I guess. Now I skipped around to cover the worst part last. Why in the hell are they doing this story with Kane I mean Abyss its just dumb but thats my thought to all this
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